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Check your Internet Knowledge! What is a Search Engine? A computer device that searches for lost trains. A program that searches for celebrities online. Software that searches for keywords. Software that helps you to draw graphics.     A browser is? A device that reads online articles and takes notes. A program that browses other people's e-mail. Software that finds and displays Web pages. Software that allows you to connect to the net.     You can use the internet to have groceries delivered? If you don't mind rotten fruit. If you don't mind grossly overspending. If you don't mind being catered to like room service. As long as you order them a week in advance.     Scanners are great for? Digitizing photos. Scanning the internet for interesting articles. Teaching you to speed-read. Taking pictures.     Internet cookies are? From Mrs. Fieldings. Cookies that are baked from internet recipes. Messages a Website sends to your browser. Love notes you're sent by e-mail.     An E-book is? A book about the internet An electronic book. An easy book. A book about electronics.     A computer Virus is? An illness that you get from too much exposure to your computer. An affliction that spreads among those who frequent porno web sites. A program that gets into your computer and runs amuck. Something your computer can catch from you.     A shopping bot is? An online robot that collects money for the homeless. The minimum amount you can spend online. An internet tool that can search for items at the best prices. The shopping Channel.     A travel web site can help you? Find convenient flights and accomodations. Find someone to join you on a romantic vacation. Find a baby-sitter so you can go on a romantic vacation. Find gas stations in your area.     An effective way to learn complex computer software is to: Call technical support. Assume you already know how. Try and learn it on your own without any help. Take an online tutorial.     Broadband is? A wide line that separates pages in a document. The invisible frame around an internet graphic. Technology that enables one wire to carry several channels. The ring that forms around your bums from sitting in your chair too long.     Writing a message in all capitals means? You are to stupid to know where to turn off the cap lock. That you are yelling. Nothing really. That you are probably looking down at your keyboard when you type.     A chat room is? A great place to exchange ideas with many different people from all over the world. A great place to post your name and address. Hard to find. Where chads are counted.     An internet worm is? Fishing bait. Something your dog gets. Is a malicious virus type program or script that generally attacks your system and attempts to replicate by sending copies of itself out through your e-mail. All those wires in back of your computer.     What is cache on your computer? Data that is saved in memory. It's what you paid for your computer. Cache the opposite of credit. Comes in little tins and costs $4.99 a half pound.     MIDI stands for? Maniacal Insightful Digitized Insanity Much InDecisive Internet ware Musical Instrument Digital Interface Mainly Intrusive Device Interface     You see GIF's all over the net...what does GIF stand for? Girlie Interface File Dancing bologna. Giant Inflatable Files Graphics Interchange File     What does LOL stand for? Laughing Over Lines Leaning Over Lights Loafing Over Lunch Laughing Out Loud     When you see :-) what should you assume They are smiling at you. They are smirking at you. They are kissing you. They are laughing at you.     An ISP helps you to do what? Color your hair. Access the internet. Scrub your hard drive of old files. Spy on your spouse while they are on the internet.               Copyright © 2000 by CyberKisses.com This is just a hit tracker.