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These are a few of the things my mom said to me..
I'm sure that you've all heard them  and probably said 
many of them too.  Much to your chagrin!

Someday your face will freeze like that! 
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too? 
You're going to put your eye out with that thing! 
How many times do I have to tell you...don't throw things in the house! 
Close the door behind you -- were you born in a barn? 
. Why? Because I said so, that's why? (My personal favorite)
Don't use that tone with me! 
Eat those carrots, they're good for your eyes. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? 
There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes! 
I don't care what "everyone" is doing, I only care what you are doing! 
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. 
I hope someday you have children just like you. 
Don't talk with your mouth full! 
Always put on clean underwear in the morning, in case you're in an accident. 
I'm not just talking to hear myself. 
I'm going to give you until the count of three. 
Don't eat with your mouth full.
Get your head out of the refrigerator it's only (insert hours here) till dinner time!
No you can't have ice cream/cake for supper.  (maybe that was only my mom)
No you can't say over at so-n-so house.  Why don't you invite her here?
3, 2, 1!  Welllllllll?!

And last but surely not least...
Good night honey...I love you...

 

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