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Or stuff every dad says!
Life's tough all over.
Get your head out of the fridge before your ears get frostbite.
Young lady - you'd better straighten up - and don't roll those eyes at me.
Don't wipe your hands on your pants!
Don't wipe your hands on MY pants!
A little pain never hurt anybody.
Don't make me stop the car!
Now you listen to me, Buster!
Coffee will stunt your growth.
A little dirt never hurt anyone—just wipe it off.
Get your elbows off the table.
Keep your eye on the ball.
Who said life was supposed to be fair.
"Hey" is for horses. sometimes for cows, pigs don't eat it cause they
don't know how.
This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money?
Don’t give me any of your lip, young lady.
You call that noise "music"?
We’re not lost. I’m just misplaced.
No, we’re not there yet.
Ask your mother.
Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.
What are we doing heating/cooling the outside?
Shake it off.
As long as you live under my roof, you’ll live by my rules.
I’ll tell you why. Because I said so. That’s why.
What’s so funny? Wipe that smile off your face.
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times.
C'mon, you throw like a girl.
You want something to do? I’ll give you something to do.
This is your last warning.
If you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it.
I'm not sleeping, I was just resting my eyes.
I'm not just talking to hear my own voice!
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that
far up my behind!
What do you use your head for - a hat rack?
You're going out like THAT?
Life's tough all over.
Well, when you're a parent, you can do it too.
Get your head out of the fridge before your ears get frostbite.
Young lady - you'd better straighten up - and don't roll those eyes at me.
Don't wipe your hands on your pants!
Don't wipe your hands on MY pants!
A little pain never hurt anybody.
I knew how to cook when I was your age, young lady!
Go tell your mother she wants you.
Pull my finger.
If your friend jumped off a bridge would you?
Stop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry.
You're only young once.
You didn't beat me. I let you win.
Don’t worry. It’s only blood.
Don’t you know any normal boys?
The early bird gets the worm.
Rise and shine!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
As long as you tried your hardest, that's all that matters.
What do you think this is, your birthday?
If wishes were fishes we'd all have a mess!
Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see.
What do you think I am, a bank?
What part of NO don't you understand?
Am I talking to a brick wall?
Wipe your feet!
Enough is enough!
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