Top Ten Reasons the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs
10. Tax Write-off
9. Who wants Easter Bricks?
8. Consider all of the varieties: Scrambled, over easy, hard boiled
7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens
6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose
5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board
4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny
3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?
2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year
And the number one reason the Easter bunny hides Easter eggs!
1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.
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